Dear sir or madam will you read my book

It took me years to write will you take a look

Based on a novel by a man named lear

And i need a job so i want to be a paperback writer

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It's the dirty story of a dirty man

And his clinging wife doesn't understand

His son is working for the daily mail

It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer

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Take a back paperback writer

It's a thousand pages give or take a few

I'll be writing more in a week or two

I can make it longer if you like the style

I can change it round and i want to be a paperback writer

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If you really like it you can have the rights

It could make a million for you overnight

If you must return it you can send it her

But i need a break and i want to be a paperback writer

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