Hard to be a girl

So nice to be a boy

In my room at night

Not a pretty site

Here's an empty kiss marching to the rhythm of the pay roll

I can be a good boy too

Just let me out of the stable

Sausages and eggs

And hot and sour soup

Thank me for your time

'Cause I can be as bad as you

Hard to be a girl

That's what the oracle told me

I don't care what she says

I assume it's best to be lonely