'ere we go

No no no

Piece of s**t car

I got a piece of s**t car

That f**king pile of s**t

Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of s**t

'cause the shocks

Are f**king shot

And my seatbelt

F**king broken

I got to tie it in a knot

I can't see through

The windshield

'cause it's got

A big f**king crack

And the interior

Smells real bad

'cause my friend

Puked in the back

Piece of s**t car

It sucks royal d**k

Whoa hundre percent crap

Oh f**k you car

It's got no cd player

It only got the eight track

Who ever designed my car

Can lick my sweaty

Nut sack

And I got no f**king brakes

I'm always well

Out of control

Eleven times a day I hear

Hey watch it a**hole

I got a piece of s**t car

Diesel gas sucks my ass

That pile of metal s**t

Oh what the f**k did I do

What the f**k did I do

What the f**k did I do

To get stuck with you

You're too wide

For drive through

And you smell like a shoe

But I'm too broke

To buy something new

Oh f**k me

Well the engine

Likes to flood

The car always

F**king stalls

And the seat cushion's

Got a big rip

So a spring always

Pokes the balls

Plus the door locks

Are busted

I gotta use a f**king

Coat hanger

And if a girlie sees my car

There's no chance

I'll ever bang her

Hey shut up

You piece of s**t car

You piece of s**t car

Bald f**king tires

No rearview f**king mirror

Seven different colors

F**king rag for a gas cap

Tailpipe makes the sparks

Fly everywhere

Whoa.... the whole town

Thinks I'm a loser