Oh jinglebell East Palmdale Jobe is back and not whack

Oooh found your daughter and you finally caught 'er and you mad 'cuz I'm black

Ahaha I f**ked her good just like I should

I think I blew her balloon

I didn't use a condom and now we have a problem:

She havin' my baby in June say what )

I know this holiday h****r

I think her name is Jan

And if you 'aint got no money hell 30420,-249)yeah)

She's got a layaway plan

I got a blowjob from her 33960,-959)friend

I think her name is Gwen

My d**k plugged up her mouth; she couldn't get no oxygen

Oh jinglebell county jail Jobe's from the hood

Skinny women suck my d**k real good but their butt cheeks feel like wood ouch )

I like swimmin in big fat women when I'm in the sack ooh )

Why have a skinny little bicycle b***h when I can ride a Cadillac

I met this beautiful woman

She said she was Hawaiian

She said she didn't like black guys however she was lyin'

She'd seen my go detonas

All my coupes and cash

She licked my hairy balls like chocolate coconuts

Oh jinglebell shotgun shell sheriff got a gun

He pulled the trigger shot that n****r look at that 84300,-69)mo' f**ka run

Hit 'im in the head kicked him in the ass put a kneecap in his chest

Went to the court and told the judge "This man was resisting arrest "