Girl, don't try it

You break it, then you buy it

So don't deny it

Just press and re-apply it

Hard, acrylic

Gets harder when you fill it

So $20 bill it

And scratch until you kill it

If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag!

Long nails, short nails, white nails, black nails, right nails, wrong nails, as long there's a (sensual moaning sounds) nails

Straight nails, gay nails, love nails, hate nails, your nails, my nails, as long there's a (sensual moaning sounds) nails

(Nails) x10

Put on some ****ing nails

(Nails) x10

Put on some ****ing nails nails

Shape and file

Like you're Selina Kyle

Reflect, your style

Just keep it versatile

Spit and polish

Conquer and demolish

Amazing and astonish

Now drink like alcoholics

If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag!

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Ooh Where are your nails?

Ooh Where the **** are your nails?

Active oval french tip

Here's a Sally Beauty tip

Shave your arms, put on nails

Do not pass go, go straight to jail

Super glue some b***h claws

Or look like ****ing Santa Claus

Scratch and sniff, take a whiff

Or put some ******* gloves on

Cat-scratch fever

Look like Sigourney Weaver

Are you June Cleaver?

Or a Labrador Retriever?

Miss Visage got it right

Keep your nails right and tight

Just the tip

Bitch lip

All eyes on you

You took the night