Greetings earthlings
My name is alaska thunderf**k 5000 from the planet glamtron
What's yours
Now I've come a long way to be here tonight
So let's get our greetings and salutations outta the way right now
Shall we
Hiieeeeeee oh
I don't know about you miss kitty but I feel so much yummier
Now there's an issue that's recently come to
My attention that we need to discuss right now
Is that okay with you honey
Are you ready
You are you ready okay
Uhum are you ready are you ready are you ready
Are you ready are you ready are you ready are you ready
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
But I love you anyway
Terrible terrible terrible
Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible
Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible
Your makeup is terrible
But I love you anyway
Now I heard this is the best motherf**king club in all the land
Is that correct ahuh uhum
Well it better be because I never had no stunt
Shows or shenanigans at the doorway
Mr doorman what's that you need my id
This face is my id motherf**ker
Now I'm not the kind of b***h
Who's gonna go behind your back and talk shit on you
If I have an issue with you I'll bring it right to your busted face
Now let's discuss it right now shall we alrightalrightalright
Are you ready ahuh
You specifically are you ready uh me oh yeah I totally am
Are you ready are you ready are you ready
Are you ready are you ready are you ready are you ready
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
But I love you anyway
Terrible terrible terrible
Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible
Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible
Your makeup is terrible
But I love you anyway
Oh my gosh
This is the really serious part of the song do you hear that
Oh my god
You see there's something I have to confess
You and I have a lot more in common than I thought
And it's something I need to bring to your attention right now
Are you ready I think so oh god
Are you ready that's better
Are you ready are you ready are you ready
Are you ready are you ready are you ready are you ready
My makeup is terrible
My makeup is terrible no
My makeup is terrible why
My makeup is terrible
Do you love me anyway wow
Terrible terrible terrible
My makeup is terrible terrible terrible
Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible
Our makeup is terrible
But I love you anyway
