The pyramids, the Brooklyn bridge

The Rio Grande, the Rhine

I've seen the seven wonders of the world

Can't wait for eight and nine

But because of my predicament

My peculiar situation

To keep my profile low low low

I'm a one man operation!

Jesse! I got it!

You need a partner in crime

Someone to share in the view

Why see all of the world and its glories

Without a friend to tell your stories to?

Someone to stand at my side

Two extra fists in a fight!

Why should the road be long and lonely

Why not team up we've only got tonight!

If no ones there to hear it, does a falling tree make sound?

Are we heard or seen or anything without a friend around

The old Great Wall, the Taj Mahal

Yes, they all have merit

But this traveling fair could take the cake

Because you get to share it!

Carrot?

You need a partner in crime

Someone to share in a laugh

Running a race without a pace setter

I'm out of place without my better half

With you fun is two-for-one

And a choc full of surprises

With you the line moves twice as fast

And no one realizes!

To do whatever we do now will merit reminiscing

With two I finally feel somehow that something isn't missing

I have a partner in crime

Someone to share in the view

Why see the world and its glory's

Without a friend to tell your stories to!

(Last night for fun at the fair)

(Sun setting, tomorrow we're gone)

You need a partner, a partner in crime

Two extra fists in a fight

Stuck in a sticky situation?

Lucky the tricks collaboration

Why should the road be long and lonely?

We've only got tonight!

A partner in crime!

My partner in crime!