Early to the party

You're the first one there

Overdressed and underprepared

Standing in the kitchen

Stressing out the host

Pulling teeth 'til anyone arrives

Excuse yourself and smoke a cigarette outside

The same new faces coming up the drive

Ask him of his cravings as they shuffle past

Can't he ever show up on time

Bird on the wall

Catch her calling all the shots

Catch her tying you in knots

Won't let you leave

What happened to manners

I guess he's had a few

He's talking shit

He never thinks of you

So bite your lip and watch him off with his friends

Leaving you all alone once again

Bird on the wall

Catch her calling all the shots

Catch her tying you in knots

Won't let you leave

Bird on the wall

Catch her calling all the shots

Catch her tying you in knots

Won't let you leave

Bird on the wall

Catch her calling all the shots

Catch her tying you in knots

Never lets you leave