Sleepwalking through the all-nite drugstore

Baptized in flourescent light

I found religion in the greeting card aisle

Now I know hallmark was right

And every pop song on the radio

Is suddenly speaking to me

Yeah art may imitate life

But life imitates t v

Cuz youve been gone exactly two weeks

Two weeks and three days

And lets just say that things look different now

Different in so many ways

I used to be a superhero

No one could touch me

Not even myself

You are like a phone booth

I somehow stumbled into

And now look at me

I am just like everybody else

If I was dressed in my best defenses

Would you agree to meet me for coffee

If I did my tricks with smoke and mirrors

Would you still know which one was me

If I was naked and screaming

On your front lawn

Would you turn on the light and come down

Screaming theres the a*****e

Who did this to me

Stripped me of my power

Stripped me down

I used to be a superhero

No one could touch me

Not even myself

You are like a phone booth

I somehow stumbled into

And now look at me

I am just like everybody else

Yeah youve been gone exactly two weeks

Two weeks and three days

And now Im a different person

Different in so many ways

Tell me what did you like about me

Dont say my strength and daring

Cuz now I think Im at your mercy

And its my first time for this kind of thing

I used to be a superhero

I would swoop down and save me

From myself

You are like a phone booth

That I somehow stumbled into

And now look at me

I am just like everybody else

I am worse than everybody else