Finally, I get to teach

a whole lesson all by myself

And I'm going to teach

something relevant

Something modern: The Internet!

The Internet is really really great

For porn

I've got a fast connection,

so I don't have to wait

For porn

There's always some new site

For porn

I browse all day and night

For porn

It's like I'm surfing

at the speed of light

For porn

Trekkie!

The Internet is for porn

Trekkie!

The Internet is for porn

What are you doing?

Why you think the net was born?

Porn, porn, porn!

Trekkie!

Oh, hello Kate Monster!

You are ruining my song

Oh me sorry, me no mean to

Well if you wouldn't mind please

being quiet for a minute

so I can finish?

Okie dokie

Good!

I'm glad we have this new technology

For porn

sigh

which gives us untold opportunity

For porn? Oops, sorry

Right from your own desktop,

for...

You can research browse and shop

swallow sound

Until you've had enough

and you're ready to stop

For porn

Trekkie!

The Internet is for porn

No

The Internet is for porn

Trekkie!

Me up all night honking me horn to

Porn, porn, porn

That's gross! You're a pervert!

Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster

No really, you're a pervert!

Normal people don't sit at home

And look at porn on the Internet

Ohh?

What?

You have no idea

Ready normal people?

Brian Ready!

Gary Ready!

Rod Ready!

Let me hear it!

The Internet is for porn

Princeton Sorry Kate!

Huh?

The Internet is for porn

I masturbate

All these guys unzip their flies

For porn, porn, porn

The Internet is not for porn!

Porn, porn

Hold on a second

Wha?

Now I happen to know for a fact

That you Rod, check your portfolio

And trade stocks online

That's correct!

And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

Sure!

And Gary, you keep selling

your possessions on Ebay

Yes I do!

And Princeton, you sent me that sweet

Online birthday card

True!

Oh, but Kate what you

think he do after, hmm?

Yeah

Eew!

The Internet is for porn

Gross!

The Internet is for porn

I hate porn!

Grab your d k and double click

For porn, porn, porn

I hate men!

For porn, porn, porn

I'm leaving!

Porn, porn, porn

I hate the Internet!

The Internet is for

Internet is for

Internet is for porn! Yeah!