Saturday night I ' m bringing skills here at the table top
So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop
I won at Tongiaki Uno and Settlers of Catan
Hand me a twenty sided die and I ' ll show you who is the man
Back up with a soda pop
Rolling doubles all night and I ' m feeling hot
See that I ' m getting outta jail free
Hitting duce 5s yo that ' s my Free Parking
Feeling pretty dopehat knowin' I ' m winning these games tonight
Collect 20 bucks from everybody who ' s feeling good alright
Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen
I got my D my handbook and my trusty character sheet
My warrior is known to do 8+1 with his fists
Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn ' t exist
"Alright you guys get to the dungeon
And you finally see the siren that's been causing all this trouble "
"Can I have s*x with it "
"No you can't have you know what
You've been warned Put your dice down "
Saturday night I ' m bringing skills here at the table top
So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop
I won at Tongiaki Uno and Settlers of Catan
Hand me a twenty sided die and
I ' ll show you who is the man
I receive my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin
Thinking that I ' m getting the good treasure
That ' s a great assumption
Back down with the power glove
For once we ' re gonna show this table love
Turn the TV off and grab some dice
This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night
Nobody ' s trading with Beefy when we play SOC
I tell 'em that I ' ve got wood for sheep they just make faces at me
We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip
3am but I don ' t care my friend you know it ' s time for conflict
Saturday night I ' m bringing skills here at the table top
So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop
I won at Tongiaki Uno and Settlers of Catan
Hand me a twenty sided die and I ' ll show you who is the man
Never been a fan of Scrabble
Words or birds or psychobabble
Thanks to the net I can beat my friends in Portland and Seattle
We need three days for some RISK
Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists
But I sit back I don ' t get pissed
I ' ll win cause I ' m an optimist
Game of Life Don ' t waste my time
I ' d rather go back home and rhyme
I came here for games and friends
I wipe the smudge from off my lens
Then I stand up on my seat
Dispense this knowledge I decree
That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives
"Right here's the thing; I I love you
I love all of I'm sorry I love you "
Saturday night I ' m bringing skills here at the table top
So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop
I won at Tongiaki Uno and Settlers of Catan
Hand me a twenty sided die and I ' ll show you who is the man
