There's a great big mystery and it sure is worrying me

This Diddie Wa Diddie

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wa Diddie means

The little girl about four feet four come on papa and give me some more

Of your Diddie Wa Diddie

Your Diddie Wa Diddie

I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wa Diddie means

I went out and walked around somebody yelled said Look who's in town

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wa Diddie means

Went to church

Put my hand on the seat

Lady sat on it said

Daddy

You sure is sweet

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wa Diddie means

I said Sister I'll soon be gone just gimme that thing you sitting on

My Diddie Wa Diddie

My Diddie Wa Diddie

I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wa Diddie means

Then I got put out of church

'Cause I talk about Diddie Wa Diddie too much

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wa Diddie means