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Lower Your Expectations

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We all want love

How many single ladies out there

looking for love tonight

Yeah. Wooh that sadness out

There's more where that came from

Ladies I know what you want...

want...

want..

You want a guy that's sweet

A guy that's tough

A feminist

who likes to pay for stuff

The kinda guy that

gets along with your friends

Without being attracted

to any of them

A good boy,

a bad boy,

a good bad boy

A half good

half bad

half boy

Loves your brother

sensitive but not weak and

Is a great lover

calls your mother on the weekend

Then you might

think that this guy only e ists

in your mind

Well guess what

You're right

If you want love

Lower your e pectations a few

Because Prince Charming

would never settle for you

If you want love

Just pick a guy and love him

And if he's got a thing for feet

Say f k it,

sweep me off them

Now,

The good thing is that

At least men have really

realistic e pectation for women

He said

sarcastically setting up

a second verse in a comedy song

You want a girl that's nice

A girl that's not

Obsessed with her looks

but is insanely hot

The kinda girl that

you can show to your folks

Loves the movies that you like

and always laughs at your jokes

A real girl,

a hot girl,

a really hot girl

A brand new

really hot

real doll

Wants to impress you

doesn't care if you notice

And only ever uses you

to tickle her throat with

Then you might

think that this girl only e ists

in your mind

Well, she's real

But last week

She died

If you want love

Lower your e pectations a lot

You might think your

d k is a gift

I promise it's not

If you want love

Just pick a girl and love her

Then whip out your d k

and let the girl you love

decline the offer

I don't want a neat freak

I don't want a slob

Or somebody with bedhead

and a dead end job

Cause I won't settle for less

Than perfect

We want perfect children,

a perfect life

Perfect husband or a perfect wife

But deep down we know

we don't deserve it

But

We

all deserve

love

Even on the days

when we aren't our best

Cause we all suck

But love can make us suck less

We all deserve

love

It's the very best part of

being alive

And I would know

I just turned twenty five