Kawliga was a wooden indian standing by the door
He fell in love with an indian maid over in the antique store
Kawliga a too stubborn to ever show a sign
Because his heart was made of knotty pine
Poor ol kawliga he never got a kiss
Poor ol kawliga he don't know what he missed
Is it any wonder that his face is red
Kawliga that poor ol wooden head
Kawliga was a lonely indian never went nowhere
His heart was set on the indian maiden with the coal black hair
Kawliga a just stands there as lonely as can be
Because his heart was made of knotty tree
Poor ol kawliga he never got a kiss
Poor ol kawliga he don't know what he missed
Is it any wonder that his face is red
Kawliga that poor ol wooden head
Kaw liga always wore his Sunday feathers and held a tomahawk
The maiden wore her beads and braids and hoped
Kaw liga just stood there and never let it show
So she could never answer yes or no
Poor ol' kaw liga he never got a kiss
Poor ol' kaw liga he don't know what he missed
Is it any wonder that his face is red
Kaw liga that poor ol' wooden head
And then one day a wealthy customer bought the Indian maid
He took her oh so far away but ol' KawLiga stayed
Kaw liga just stood there and never let it show
So she could never answer yes or no
Poor ol' kaw liga he never got a kiss
Poor ol' kaw liga he don't know what he missed
Is it any wonder that his face is red
Kaw Liga that poor ol' wooden head