Couple cover charge stamps

got her hand looking like a rainbow

In and out of every bar

on a whim just like the wind blows

She's either a bachelorette

or coming off a breakup

Take a drunk girl home

She's bouncing like a pinball

Singing every word she never knew

Dancing with her eyes closed

like she's the only one in the room

Her hair's a perfect mess,

falling out of that dress

Take a drunk girl home

Take a drunk girl home

Let her sleep all alone

Leave her keys on the counter,

your number by her phone

Pick up her life

she threw on the floor

Leave the hall lights on

walk out and lock the door

That's how she knows

the difference between a boy and man

Take a drunk girl home

You leave her drive for a dive

and you get something bad to eat

They're singing "Closing Time"

at that little bar across the street

In two by twos, strangers and lovers

headed for the covers,

hooking up

That TV in your two bedroom,

sound's turned off

And through the paper thin walls,

you can hear the neighbor’s

cigarette cough

There's a million things you could

be doing but there's one thing

you're damn sure glad you did

Take a drunk girl home

Let her sleep all alone

Leave her keys on the counter,

your number by the phone

Pick up her life

she threw on the floor

Leave the hall lights on

walk out and lock the door

That's how you know the

difference in a boy and man

You take a drunk girl home

You took a drunk girl home

In the sober light of dawn

She left you a message,

she thanked you on the phone

'Cause you picked up her life

she threw on the floor

You left the hall lights on

walked out and locked the door

That's how she knows

the difference between a boy and man

Take a drunk girl home

You take a drunk girl home

Take a drunk girl home