Hot sauce for blood I cannot get enough
When I tip it upside down my mouth starts dripping yum
Even if it's all I taste you know Im satisfied
I wanna lick the sun and then I want it magnified
Give me capsicum by the case what are you waiting for
An invitation to be spraying my face with a flame thrower
Im a yellow bird in an asbestos shirt
I want my head to burn I want my chest to hurt
I want my neighbors to avoid my house because of the smell
And when they try to ring the doorbell their fingers will melt
I want to shoot out liquid magma when I go to the can
And if that doesnt sound appealing then you dont understand
I got hot sauce for blood
I got hot sauce for blood
I got hot sauce for blood
When I feel it start to burn thats when I turn it up
I got hot sauce for blood
Since I was a toddler I been ogling habanero
Barely keeping it together in my heart like cupid's arrow
In my car I keep an emergency stash of plain tabasco
Just in case I go to somebody's house I dont have to ask em
Just to get disappointed when they bust out the sriracha
That they been squirrelling in their closet since college
I'm not a snob I'm particular about hot sauce
And if you gots the rach I can't get my rocks off
You'd think I was goth the way that I'm obsessed with ghosts and reapers
Scorpions I'm over eating spicy is my whole demeanor
Ulcers are the least of my worries
I'm already pouring quarts of jolokia down my throat in a hurry
My gullet is hurting but its the pain that I crave
You choose Cholula we are not the same
Im super lucid you say I'm insane
It's like there's too much Daves gourmet soaked into my brain
So cut me open and watch the sauce pour
Careful cuz it might leave a hole up in your floor
And if you're still skeptical I'll tell you some more
I got hot sauce for blood motherfu
I got hot sauce for blood
I got hot sauce for blood
I got hot sauce for blood
When I feel it start to burn thats when I turn it up
I got hot sauce for blood
