Hey yeah back when

I was going to school

I never learned a thing

All I did was daydream

a waiting for the bell to ring

I had a certain teacher

I’d always tried to impress her

When she stood up

in the classroom

I would mentally undress her

Then one day I decided that

I would write a little letter

She said the spelling was a

masterpiece but punctuation

could be better

I understood what

she was saying

I got the gist of her sentiment

She said I don’t mean to be

degrading but here’s the

way that it should’ve read

I love you period

Do you love me

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Please, please

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I want to hold you

in parentheses

I love you period

Do you love me

question mark

Please, please

exclamation point

I want to hold you

in parentheses oh ho oh

Come on

Come on, come on

Right on up to

high school people said

I was a writing fool

All my letters became

really great with punctuation

that was never late

but I was having trouble

meeting girls

I never knew the things to say

Soon I had ‘em all

overwhelmed when they

heard me talk this way

Like this, I love you period

Do you love me

question mark

Please, please

exclamation point

I want to hold you

in parentheses

I love you period

Do you love me

question mark

Please, please

exclamation point

I want to hold you

in parentheses

Come on I love you period

Do you love me

question mark

Please, please

exclamation point

Yeah I want to hold you

in parentheses oh oh ho