Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a
Pigman
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman
My name's Dan
And I'm a pigman hanging with my
Pigman gang
And we'll be found underground
Deep down in the nether
Nether region covered by a
Brown bit of leather
With a wibble and a wobble
Through the purple portal
You're living in a world
That'll hurt all mortals
Stay alert or you'll
Hurtle and fall in a gorge
And the gore that results
Will be awful
Caution!
You better be warned
To be cautious
Never snort nether wart
In the nether fortress
Hope you thought to have
Brought enough torches
This isn't the sort of
Resort to be thoughtless
Enduring it will
Take up all your resources
You could end up on the floor
Feeling nauseous
Did you fall for us
Of course, this is courtship?
No? Soz your lordship
I thought we could all kiss
Fed up and we're bored of you
Calling us
Porkers
We're the pigmen
And we're all frigging
Gorgeous
Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a
Pigman
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman
My name's Dan
And I'm a pigman hanging with my
Pigman gang
Where the pigmen
Live in a den with other
Pigmen
I consider my friends
You'll find the
Pigmen
In the obsidian dimension
Where the pigmen live in a
Big pig pen
Verse 3
The other pigmen
Claim I'm a clever clogs
So let me tell you all about
The other nether mobs
In the nether I wonder
Whether you've ever seen a
Wither with a skeleton
With a wither skeleton
Have you ever been aghast
At a ghast as it blasts
Burning gas at your ass
That could shatter a glass
So attack!
And when the thing
Disappears
It can actually bring you to tears
Like a sad book
Or some tragic news
Or perhaps a man hug
From a magma cube
I assume that isn't gonna
Happen again
Like a baby pig sat on the
Back of a hen
Be warned of the lust
For chasing the blaze rod
Or you'll end up more
Lost than a stray dog
In trouble, lava bubbles like a
Hot tub of rado
You're just another name
Jotted in the case log
Longer than the list of the
Mobs in this place
There's plenty more
Brought friends to play with
Have you fought twenty blazes
Avoided enderman gazes?
Attempt to make sense of the
Empty page
Though the map won't show
How immense this cave is
Like Big Ben
It's surrounded by pig men
Oooh! Political...
Can you tell what I did then?
Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a
Pigman
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman
My name's Dan
And I'm a pigman hanging with my
Pigman gang
Where the pigmen
Live in a den with other
Pigmen
I consider my friends
You'll find the
Pigmen
In the obsidian dimension
Where the pigmen live in a
Big pig pen
Pig pig men, pig pig men
Pig pig men, piggy pig pig men
Pig pig men, pig pig men
Piggedy piggedy piggedy
piggedy pig pig men
(I can't do it, I can't do it)
