The man is in the house

We bout to shut it down

Every time i step up in this club

I make it bounce

Don't f**k with small amounts

I buy it by the pound

And when we pulling up

Boy that lambo making sound

Got that rollie on my wrist

You know i had to flex

And i got those twin chains

Ice climbers on my neck

Now your girl want a drink

It's cool i got the check

I throw a couple bands

Now she's showing me respect (now she's showing me respect)

She wanna know where i get this money

How i ball so hard

She wanna know what i do

To afford these clothes

And these dope a*s cars

She said are you an actor or a model

I get the waitress

And we pop some more bottles

She keeps asking won't let it go

Looks like i really have to let this girl know

I told her i make slime

Slime slime slime slime slime

Candy d i y s

Post that s**t on youtube

Children can't believe their eyes

Eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes

Yelling loud as s**t

Got that family friendly content

I don't get demonetized

She was understandably put off by that

Till i show her my million subscriber plaque

Now i'm feeling like david dobrik

Cause i got her in the tesla

And her friends are in the back

Next thing you know

Now we drinking at the crib

It ain't too long till i get shorty in my bed

Slip into something more comfortable

And now i'm back

And she's looking at my youtube channel

Wait don't do that

She wanna know where i get this money

How i ball so hard

She wanna know what i do

To afford these clothes

And these dope a*s cars

She's checking out my videos

She sees me yelling

I'm going crazy about the merch that i'm selling

Now i'm dabbing

And eating spicy foods

I can't tell if she's impressed or disgusted

But she's checking out my slime

Slime slime slime slime slime

Life hack d i y s

Post that shit on youtube

Children can't believe their eyes

Eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes

Yelling loud as s**t

Got that family friendly content

I don't get demonetized

I don't get demonetized

There is nary a doubt

I am the slime king

But i feel so alone

Will you be my slime queen

I can't tell you how long i've searched

I won't even make you buy my merch

Unless you wanna buy my merch

You're totally free to do so

It is soft as hell

But it only comes in youth sizes

And there's no refunds

No refunds