Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium,

Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen and Oxygen; Fluorine

Hey stop snoring...

This isn't boring

And this is stuff you shouldn't be ignoring.

Neon (Noble)

Sodium Magnesium

Aluminum Silicon, Phosphorus, Sulfur and Chlorine

That's under Fluorine (Hey we're up to seventeen!)

You've never had it better for remembering the elements...

These are the elements,

These are the elements,

These are the elements,

These are the elements.

So then we got Argon (Noble)

Potassium and Calcium;

Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium;

Manganese, Iron,

Cobalt Nickel Copper Zinc

Gallium Germanium Arsenic Selenium

Bromine. (That's under Chlorine and Fluorine)

Just keep storing the order for your mortar board...

Krypton (Noble!)

Rubidium and Strontium

Yttrium, Zirconium, Niobium, Molybdenum

Technetium (It's radioactive!)

Whoa!

Ruthenium, Rhodium Palladium

Silver (Bling!) Cadmium and Indium.

Tin, Antimony, Tellurium and Iodine...

These Are The Elements,

These are the Elements, (That's 53, ya'll!)

These are the Elements,

These are the Elements

Now we've got

Xenon (noble!)

Cesium and Barium

(The Lanthanides!)

Lanthanum and Cerium

Praseodymium, Neodymium,

Promethium, Samarium Europium

Gadolinium, Terbium, Dysprosium

Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium (Going on)

Lutetium, Hafnium and Tantalum

Tungsten, Rhenium, Osmium, Iridium

Platinum (Bling!) Gold (Bling Bling!)

Mercury (Hg!) Thallium and Lead

Bismuth Polonium, Astatine,

Radon (Noble!) Francium, and Radium

These Are The Elements,

These are the elements. (It's gettin' hot in here...)

These are the elements, (It's radioactive"!

These are the elements!

Now we've got the Actinides:

Actinium and Thorium

Protactinium, Uranium (Boom!)

Neptunium, Plutonium (Boom!)

Americium, Curium, Berkelium,

Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium,

Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium (That's it for the Actinides)

Whoa!

But we've still got little heavy metal to go...

Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium,

Bohrium and Hassium, Meitnerium, Darmstadtium,

Roentgenium, and now you all can sing it yourself, cause Copernicium gets us to 112.