Tonight's the night that we got the truck

We're goin' downtown gonna beat up drunks

Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer

It's the late late shift no one to fear

Ride ride how we ride

Ride low ride

It's roundup time when the good whores meet

Gonna drag one screaming off the street

And ride ride how we ride

Black uniform and a silver badge

Cops for real playin' cops for pay

Let's ride low ride

Pull down your dress here's the kick in the ass

Beat you blue 'til you shit in your pants

Got a black stick

There's six of us babe so suck on my d**k

And ride ride how we ride

Let's ride low ride

The left newspapers might whine a bit

But the guys at the station they don't give a shit

Dispatch calls Are you doin' something wicked

No siree Jack we're just givin' tickets

As we ride ride how we ride

Ride ride how we ride

Ride ride how we ride

Let's ride low ride