Writer(s): Chris Tompkins, Dierks Bentley, Josh Kear

I took two weeks vacation

For the honeymoon

A couple tickets all inclusive

Down in cancun

I couldn't get my money back so

I'm in seat seven a

I'm getting drunk on a plane

I bet the fella on the aisle

Thought I was crazy

‘cause I taped your picture

To the seatback right beside me

Now I've got empty mini bottles

Filling both our trays

I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buying drinks for everybody

But the pilot it's a party

Got this seven thirty seven rocking like a g six

Stewardess is something sexy

Leaning pouring coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile high flight attention

It's mardi gras

Up in the clouds

I'm up so high I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why

I'm getting drunk on a plane

We had this date marked

On the calendar forever

We'd take that new wed limo

Airport ride together

Feel like a plastic groom

Alone there on the top of the cake

So hey I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buying drinks for everybody

But the pilot it's a party

Got this seven thirty seven rocking like a g six

Stewardess is something sexy

Leaning pouring coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile high flight attention

It's mardi gras

Up in the clouds

I'm up so high I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

On my way home

I'll bump this seat right up to first class

So I can drink that cheap

Champagne out of a real glass

And when we land I'll call her up

And tell her kiss my ass

‘cause hey I'm drunk on a plane

Buying drinks for everybody

But the pilot it's a party

Got this seven thirty seven rocking like a g six

Stewardess is something sexy

Leaning pouring coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile high flight attention

It's mardi gras

Up in the clouds

I'm up so high

I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why

I'm getting drunk on a plane

I'm getting drunk on a plane

I might be passed out

In the baggage claim

Right now I'm drunk on the plane