I'd be a horrible mixtape DJ

I would be really f**n bad

THIS IS MOTHERFUCKIN EMINEM!

Or just Eminem

Whatever you want to call me

And your listenin to the motherfuckin easy listenin sounds, or whatever

Clear your f**n ear wax out

This is motherfuckin DJ Kay Slay, The Drama King

And it goes a little somethin like this

Yo turn that click off, alright

Look

My music is soothin but it's also been proven

That it can put you in the mood to jump outta ya car while it's movin

You've been waitin on this moment, my sermon

Is like a omen, I'm servin, I'm Erick Sermon

I saw the window was open and I jumped through it

My s**t if you don't get pumped to it

I quit, here's my rhyme book go head and thumb through it

And pick what you want from it, rummage ya find somethin

You can use to jump someone and roll up bumpin

I'm constantly coppin over you, squatin, s**t is gotten

To the point, where I'm ain't even writin no more I'm just jottin

This is chicken scratch

S**t is sickin, I've been kickin ass off bullshit, throw away rhymes, pick a batch

I live for the love of rap

You crazy? I've made beats for Jay-Z for free

Page me, you need a beat

You Canibus? then it's Dre's beat

You Kay Slay? the fee's waived

I stay beefin with JD to the day Dre two-ways me

That it's ok to stop blazin him

Oops I put it out I apologize now is too late G

It's on tape and the tape leaked

"Say what you say" m**r

Drama King, Kay Slay m**r

We dictate these mixtapes m**r

Xzibit blaze this little gay midget c**r