THERE WAS ON LY

ME AND HER AND HIM

THE BAR WAS GI VIN'

LAST CALL

SO I THOUGHT I'D

MOVE ON IN

AND I WAS SLICK

AND FEE LIN' LIKE A MAN

SO I TOOK THE STOOL

BE TWEEN 'EM

OR DERED

ONE MORE ROUND

FOR ME AND HER

AND HIM

I PLACED

MY ARM A CROSS

THE BACK

OF HER BAR STOOL

AND I DON'T RE MEM BER

WHAT I SAID

BUT AT THE TIME

IT SOUN DED COOL

SHE PUSHED

HER DRINK A WAY

AND NE VER LOOKED

AT ME

SHE JUST PAID THE TAB

TIPPED THE MAN

AND LEFT ME

SIT TIN' THERE A LONE

WITH HIM

AND HE SAID

THERE'S GIRLS

AND THERE'S WO MEN

AND THERE'S LA DIES

THERE'S YES ES

AND THERE'S NOS

AND THERE'S MAY BES

THERE'S TEA SIN'

AND PLEA SIN'

THEY START LEAR NIN'

WHEN THEY'RE BA BIES

THERE'S GIRLS

AND THERE'S WO MEN

AND THERE'S LA DIES

WELL HE PUSHED

HIS OLD STRAW HAT BACK

AND HE GRINNED

AND HE SAID

AIN'T THEY ALL

A MYSTERY

HA HA SON NY IT'S A SIN

BUT THEY'RE ALL

SIT TIN' ON THE WORLD

WE'RE TRYIN' TO WIN

OH BUT YOU KNOW

I LOVE A MYSTERY

SO LET'S DRINK

A NOTH ER ROUND

TO YOU AND ME

AND THEM

AND HE SAID

THERE'S GIRLS

AND THERE'S WO MEN

AND THERE'S LA DIES

THERE'S YES ES

AND NOS AND

THERE'S MAY BES

THERE'S TEA SIN'

AND PLEA SIN'

THEY START LEAR NIN'

WHEN THEY'RE BA BIES

THERE'S GIRLS

AND THERE'S WO MEN

AND THERE'S LA DIES

THERE'S GIRLS

AND THERE'S WO MEN

AND THERE'S LA DIES

THERE'S YESES AND NOS

AND THERE'S MAY BES

THERE'S TEA SIN'

AND PLEA SIN'

THEY START LEAR NIN'

WHEN THEY'RE BA BIES

I LOVE ALL THE GIRLS

AND THE WO MEN

AND THE LA DIES

HE SAID THERE'S GIRLS

AND THERE'S WO MEN

AND THERE'S LA DIES

THERE'S YES ES AND NOS

AND THERE'S MAY BES

THERE'S TEA SIN'

AND PLEA SIN'

THEY START LEAR NIN'

WHEN THEY'RE BA BIES

THERE'S GIRLS

AND THERE'S WO MEN

AND THERE'S LA DIES