Fuck Christmas!

It's a waste of f*****g time

Fuck Santa!

He's just out to get your dime

Fuck Holly and f*ck Ivy

And f*ck all that mistletoe

White-bearded big fat bastards

Ringing bells where'er you go

And bloated men in shopping malls

All going ho-ho-ho

It's f*****g Christmas time again!

Fuck Christmas!

It's a f*****g Disney show

Fuck reindeer

And all that f*****g snow

Fuck carols

And f*ck Rudolph

And his stupid f*****g nose

Fucking sleigh bells tinkling

Everywhere you f*****g goes

Fuck stockings and f*ck shopping

It just drives us all insane

Go tell the elves

To f*ck themselves

It's Christmas time again!

Dear sentimental bastards!