The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long and likewise wise

But headstrong strong

And he sings this very lugubrious song

As he sails through the great Arctic Ocean Blue

Oh why do I swim through seas antarctical Oooo

Freezing cold in every particle Oooo

Some porpoises invited me to come and join their school

They brought me here and then swam away and shouted April Fool

If I ever catch that school of porpoises Oooo

They won't get no Habeas Corpuses Oooo

I'm lost and alone in a frozen zone and I' almost frozen too

A shivering quivering bottle-nosed whale

The bottle-nosed whale with the flu

Ch oo-ch oo-ch oo-ah Tshcoo

Oh I used to play like a gay Leviathan

Ugh huh huh huh huh huh huh

Squirting up jets like a soda siphon Whooosh

Now every time I try to life my hanky to my nose

A great harpoon goes whistling by to a shout of "There she blows "

I like my oceans equatorial Oooo

Where the water's warm and the breeze lass Boreal Oooo

It's Fahrenheit minus twenty-nine and I don't know what to do

A rubbery Blubbery bottle-nosed whale

The bottle-nosed whale with the flu

Ch oo-ch oo-ch oo-ah Tshcoo

The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long and likewise wise

But headstrong strong

And he sings this very lugubrious song

As he sails through the Ocean Blue

Though red your nose though your toes are froze Though cold it seems to you

Remember the tale of the bottle-nosed whale

Who has not even got his own hot water bot

The bottle-nosed whale with the flu