I am ready I'm ready as anybody can be

I am ready I'm ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you I hope you ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame

That shoot tombstone bullets wearin' balls and chain

I'm drinkin' tnt I'm smokin' dynamite

I hope some screwball start a fight

'Cause I'm ready I'm ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair

I know you feels like I ain't nowhere

But stop what you're doin' come over here

I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square

Because I'm ready I'm ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you I hope you're ready for me

OK play

I been drinkin' gin like never before

I feel so good I want you to know

One more drink I wish you would

I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good

'Cause I'm ready I'm ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you I hope you're ready for me