Wohohohoho!

You're a fool to fight with Ivo Robotnik

This will be easy as pie with all my mind has accomplished

"Doctor, I have a problem, I'm as cocky as Sonic!"

Then I prescribe five missiles that I've locked in from my cockpit

Now BEHOLD! This is how an egg runs shop

I don't need an emerald to wreck a hedge-fund-hog

You're a giant in the shadow of a doll that's 5'4

'Cuz no one would bear witness to the Ultimate Eyesore!

I'm the greater thinker: this inventor hypothesizes

Jack's already been lobotomized, now I'll robotocize him

Take ya' big thumb, I'll show you a space to insert

Step to me, I'll step on you until your name's the Pink Blur!

Jack Horner, get back in the corner, stay in a sulk

And that's an order you manbaby, you wait 'till you're told!

I'm Midas touched so like the Olympics, I'm taking the gold

You're uncontrollable, chaotic, I am chaos controlled!

This guy is a grand inventor?

One rodent could blow up all his grand endeavors

So, I don't intend to sit here and withstand a lecture

From a man who rocked up looking like a band director

Nicknamed the Eggman, boy, how'd you get that?

Is it 'cuz every machine you make will break fast?

Humpty Dumpty with a big stache gon' be dead last

When I crack his head, scramble him in my next batch

How about you calculate the redundancy of a theme park in space?

People can scream from just one look at your face (Ahh!)

Doesn't it sting? The whole of Mobius loathes you! (Haha!)

Dozens of rings, yet no one you could propose to

How did Gerald's grandson become an utter bore?

Kidnap Elise again, you two deserve each other more!

What would grandpa think, seeing you fail at love and war?

Maria's shelf life ain't as sad as what you've done with yours!

Oh, keep that weak spiel going, see if I care

I'll make fleets from the harmless creatures that fill your nightmares

My perfect mind will always beat your mystic arts

I'm done whizzing on the moon, now I'm pissing on your wishing star!

You're about as subtle as a baby brown bear

So get Amy down from there, Mr. Lazy Town hair

I run at a pace not even the speed of sound dares

Don't you stare down with me, you can't make it downstairs!

You're not a mob boss, can it, Lord Smallquads

Love life is like Excalibur, you cannot get your rocks off!

I'm dominating, down a potion you can compensate with

And get filled with more toxic chemicals than one John Mulaney

Parents thought you'd be met with applaud on stage for their business

Now the only noise you're hearing is from crickets!

Jack, leave the man alone, he's too old to fight you!

You're right, baldy needs to make-a-wish more than I do (wha-)

Pu-put yourself in his shoes at least!

I would, but my feet aren't the shape of size 50 toucan beaks!

I've had some bad accomplices and watched them die next to me

But those dalek n*****s are by far the worst accessory!

With your mean bean machine you can't prove jack

Except like your little plans, you should've never been hatched!

Run off with your army of prototypes and then get a pro to type

You've got no bars left since prison island got pulverized

Before you leave for your mushroom planet, and get stranded in it

Take him to the trophy room, I pronounced this battle, finished!