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The Kraken vs. Cthulhu

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Oh, shit! I was resting in the ocean

I think this octopus queered, huh? Now I've awoken

No myth, each verse a curse, Poseidon spit

Try to bite off me if I'm flowing then the tides'll switch

Bro, your story's utter nonsense

I say your name and utter nonsense

Cutuh, cuh-cu, cutuh, 'cause, uh f*ck it!

Too much bullshit, not enough vowels (yeah!)

No drip, this fish in a drought

Cruise ships, toothpicks, spitting them out

Who insignificant now?

Put the shrimp back in an aquarium

You look like a new COVID variant

I'm in the sea bed, you got no real depth

That's why they put you in Terraria

Spare me from playing your games, boy

Or I'm giving Jones the location

You'll get your s**t rocked, and put in a big box, a locker combination

What even is this cephalopod's goal

Your only claim to fame's a series of films of terrible plot holes

Every mortal I stomp on like one steps on a cockroach

Severs your flesh, selling so you fresh at a Costco

I'm the head on the top throne several gods know

You're full of watered down seamen & skeleton crossbones

I, bit off your style? What are these pitiful soft jokes?

I'll take you further under then your crypto stock growth

Kraken was out screeching and plundering, I was marked a scourge

Dragon fell asleep in a dungeon, and hit Do Not Disturb

Hit him with this double like an action surge

Your flow is like most people who supposedly show you on film, amateur

Cultivate a culture based cults on ancient scum

Culminated by an author who was basically a c**t

You're not the first idea that he had that was appalling

A sexist and racist, he put a new meaning to catcalling

Despite your frame and size, you couldn't measure up to me

In any given sport you're 20,000 leagues beneath

You're a ghost of what you were, and I'm a phantom of the seas

Need the Necronomicon, because your fandom is deceased

You couldn't fathom my real appearance

Your calamari brain's pan frying

You're only sighted by drunks and bums

They say you're big, now that's cap sizing

A single cannonball splits the Kraken

You can't deny it, you're that spineless

Your battles bring you fulfillment?

They look like pirated hentai, s**t

Get cracked like a shut clam, put a cork in it like your rum brand

Why should I rebuttal this scumbag?

See the sperm whale if you want comeback

I'm a living breathing legend, you're a pet who's on a leash

Who lays in wait in movie cameos and hoping they'll release you