Rap Battle
Fall Guys
Vs
Among Us
Begin!
No sleuth in this whole crew could convince the audience to vote you
When I'm leaving rhymes to take your O2
So don't be surprised when you choke, dude
But if smaller fries really wanna rap off
Then you qualify to have your ass offed
Like your online mode, have this match dropped
'Cause you're a fraud design jacked from Jackbox! (Oh!)
Crash and burn? Your whole crew's bound
When we trash this Flash hack from Newgrounds
Guess your room code led to a mismatch
When the net's distracted by Stickmen
Sold on Steam? That's your boldest scheme
When they dumped your garbage on phones for free
It's quite the ironic case, huh?
Your spaceship took 2 years to take off! (Oh!)
No killing me off
Man, I can't tell if you're with me or not
When this game about deception's getting riddled with bots
You fail to blabber out of bigger stakes
So my hopes ain't really high for when you're spoutin' debates
Get outta my way
There's no way you could banter as well
You got no arms, how you gonna hand me an L?
And the biggest challenge from your rounds is trying to start one
All your servers are like "Houston, we have a problem..."
Get all that junk outta my flight path
'Cause you're getting bypassed with my raps
This jellybean's lost its flavor
I got the best comeback since Minecraft, try that! (Yeah!)
I carry the beat, you'll be dropped!
A seesaw's the only time you'll be on top
For a week, you were buzzing with small clout
But they all rushed to me, that's an ultimate knockout!
Took over Twitch 'cause they're all bored of you
I'm roasting this marshmallow s'more costume
A cartoon royale is all that you can offer?
Our vote? Eh... you're Fortnite's imposter!
It's your payment day, amigo
You're inflating like your ego While I'm gathering the
Evidence of everything you brought up
So when I squabble with your Teletubbie belly buttons
There is literally no comparison among us
Your stage will be abandoned, the glory is all mine
Go turn off the power and I'm still in the spotlight
Your seasons ain't gonna be making this fraud rise
'Cause you're forgotten by autumn
It's no wonder they call you "Fall Guys"
This guy in a spaceship's trying to face this giant in gaming?
That's more of a deathwish than
Buddying up with some runaround schmuck
And then acting surprised when you're ending up headless
Before you step up to the table and lose
Make sure that the mic is staying on mute
So lay back, watch as my chaos ensue
You're only fun when they break all your rules
You call that a crew when their task is a chase?
A trip to the moon turned to werewolf in space
A murder mystery would've been hardcore (Yeah)
But instead, they created Star Chores (Yeah, stay mad)
Makes sense with your lame maps
You stole back from every trend, call it Tail Tag
Unreal, the amount of glitches present
The imposter must've sabotaged your physics engine (Woo!)
Show's over, so you better be packing your stuff
My little toddler is too old to find your travesty fun
It's pretty sus the way you keep on following my lead
'Cause you've been pushing my buttons throughout all of your peak!
Like your fame, the vote has been passed
And Fall Guys failed at matching me
So let's see you attract more fans
While stuck in zero gravity!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
The next rap battle is on the way!
