Bonus Battle
Daenerys Targaryen
Vs
Wonder Woman
No need to list my titles when I face a bare bones menace
Little princesses like you bow down in a queen's presence
Your history of actresses is quite symbolic
The only league that Carter joined's a rehab group for alcoholics.
From the coffee shops, the planes, the Naz* spies that you fought
Now did you get molded from clay,
or did your writers smoke p*t
You got your bullet-blocking bracelets,
but you'd die on the spot
If you get riddled with those holes you got inside of your plot
I'll show you how the crown arises,
you don't know the sound of violence
You would brag about your childhood
getting grounded on your island
But you're drowning in a crisis,
you're frowned upon in silence
Let's be real, no one has kept you around for your biceps
Whole island against men,
then humans cut you down for good
Just one more Amazon that mankind devalue for wood
When the world was at war, I fought on the frontlines
You were off on some dragons and riding your own bloodline
Promised to rule lawfully, but turned out like your parents did
I'll leave another Naz* beat, Daenerys Targ-aryan
The legend tells you'll need heaven's help,
otherwise you'll be sent to the seven hells
You committed a red wedding on every fan
in the second your writers rang those bells
The plan of your dreams finally came to life and you opened up your empire
But Snow came along and they fell into ashes -
a song of ice and fire
Without your dragon eggs, the plans you hatched couldn't have started
They carried your whole life until they carried your carcass
You took any abuse and swept it under the carpet
Ate a heart 'cause you gave yours to a man that was heartless
It's a pacifist to a highness,
I pass the fist and lead riots
This prince is prey in my iris,
I don't pray for peace, I provide it
To me Ao Drohaeris,
I'm liberating safaris,
My words will burn you like Varys,
when I'm commanding Dracarys!
Your creator had partners that matched your father Zeus's life
Handed you his lie detector,
while sleeping with two wives
I bet you're bound to blame this beating on one of your worst lords
Cause WW hasn't bombed this bad since the world wars
The made up silly languages you're shouting are confusing
Get Missandei to translate them, she'd have better execution
Don't use a drunken dwarf to give you tips about wisdom
Forgetting 'bout the iron fleet?
Must be the brain aneurysm
It's a (Shame)
You're powerless, so let me see what your army got
(Shame)
The only thing you left your name on is a Starbucks cup
(Shame)
Jorah coming back from exile was a wasted trip
(Shame)
Because he's stuck in a Greyscale of your relationship
Disappeared since Robert dropped the hammer on your kind
Like your brother you're hot headed when the crown is on your mind
I save families from blasts of heat, gave galaxies their freedom
But even I couldn't save your wreck of a final season
Outro
