Hello my soulless friend
I bet you're wondering
Why you're here now
Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel
Where sinners can become
Saints with a devilish amount of work so they say
Welcome it's nice to meet ya
Sorry there's no angels to greet ya
I can tell by your facial features
That you were expecting something else
They believe they can make you change
But I'm just here for the devilish games
Luckily you're used to flames
'Cause now you're in the hottest corner of Hell
You might think you have a chance
To make could change but soon
You'll come to realize you'll never leave this place
So steal a seat kick up your feet and make some friends
We're all stuck here forever good luck getting out
One two test test welcome to the show
Where Hazbins rock the depths below
Sit back relax reap what you sow
Done things that heaven only knows
Don't fret these demons are your friends
We live the life of the condemned
No need for us to make amends
'Cause we're all sinners in the end
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Who is hating
They better go check the ratings
You know that your boy is hot
'Cause I'm shining right next to Satan
And Hades there's no debating
And if you did you're mistaken
You really think you can take me
Best bring the army and navy
**** a truce if I see an angel
Put 'em in a noose
I'm amused by you Goofy's
How you always play the fool
Chuck the deuce see you later
Au revoir arrivederci
I'm that crazy ************
They don't wanna see me loose
And when I start approaching
Feel your heart get a little faster
'Cause there's no use of running
But I'd love to hear pitter- patter
Now I'm the talk of town
But I don't like to hear chitter- chatter
So if I take your life
No guarantee that you'll get one after
There's a perfect spot where you can
Lay your head and have your nightmares
Don't you mind the corpse that's in the
Corner of the room
You're so lucky you have issues
That's the reason that we picked you
Stop your crying grab a tissue
So it's a deal shake my hand
One two test test welcome to the show
Where Hazbins rock the depths below
Sit back relax reap what you sow
Done things that heaven only knows
Don't fret these demons are your friends
We live the life of the condemned
No need for us to make amends
'Cause we're all sinners in the end
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That's all folks
Remember to tip your waitress on the way out
And remember radio's not dead
But we are ending this broadcast goodnight
