Haha, oui my friends

The day we have waited for may be at hand!

Oh, only if that were true, Lumiere!

Ah, human again

Human again

Yes, think what that means!

I′ll be cooking again

Be good-looking again

With a mademoiselle on each arm

When I'm human again

Only human again

Poised and polished and gleaming with charm

I′ll be courting again

Chic and sporting again

Which should cause several husbands alarm!

I'll hop down off the shelf

And tout de suite be myself

I can't wait to be human again

When we′re human again

Only human again

When we′re knickknacks and whatnots no more

Little push, little shove

They could, whoosh, fall in love

Ah, chérie, won't it all be top-drawer

I′ll wear lipstick and rouge

And I won't be so huge

Why, I′ll easily fit through that door

I'll exude savoir-faire

I′ll wear gowns, I'll have hair!

It's my prayer to be human again

When I′m human again

Only human again

When the world once more starts making sense

I′ll unwind for a change

Really, that'd be strange!

Can I help it if I′m t-t-tense?

In a shack by the sea

I'll sit back sipping tea

Let my early retirement commence

Far from fools made of wax

I′ll get down to brass tacks and relax

When I'm human again

So sweep the dust from the floor!

Let′s let some light in the room!

I can feel, I can tell

Someone might break the spell

Any day now!

Shine up the brass on the door!

Alert the dustpail and the broom!

If it all goes as planned

Our time may be at hand

Any day now!

Open the shutters and let in some air

Put these here and put those over there

Sweep up the years

Of sadness and tears

And throw them away!

When Guinevere heard that Arthur was slain

She stole away to a convent, and no one could ever make her smile again. The end.

What a beautiful story

Oh, I knew you would like it!

I would like to ask you for something

What's that?

A second chance. Would you have dinner with me tonight?

Dinner? Me? You? Well, that would be

I mean

Oh, yes!

When we're human again

Only human again

When the girl finally sets us all free

Cheeks a-bloomin′ again

We′re assumin' again

We′ll resume our long lost joie de vivre

We'll be playin′ again

Holidayin' again

And we′re prayin' it's A-S-A-P

When we cast off this pall

We′ll stand straight, we′ll walk tall

When we're all that we were

Thanks to him, thanks to her

Coming closer and closer and closer

And closer and closer

And we′ll be dancing again!

We'll be twirling again!

We′ll be whirling around with such ease

When we're human again

Only human again

We′ll go waltzing those old one-two-threes

We'll be floating again!

We'll be gliding again!

Stepping, striding as fine as you please

Like a real human does

I′ll be all that I was

On that glorious morn

When we′re finally reborn

And we're all of us human again!