She's got stickers on her locker

And the boy's number's there in magic marker

I'm hungry and the hunger will linger

I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers

Well every morning I deliver the news

Black hat white shoes and I'm red allover

She's got a big mailbox

That she puts up front

Garbage in garbage out

She's getting what she wants

Who's jealous who's jealous

Who's jealous who's jealous of who

If I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do

But when I'm by myself I think of nothing else

Than if a boy just might be

Hetting through and touching you

Spike heels make a hole in a lifeboat

Jumpin' and weaving

I'm talking and laughing as we float

I hear a whistle

That's how I know she's home

Lipstick eyelash

Broke mirror broken home

Force fed force mixed 'till I drop dead

You can't defeat her

When you meet her you'll be what I said

And Lord knows there's a method to her madness

Bustin' those jokes as I float in a sea of sadness

She doesn't know but when

She's gonna sit and drink up a few

I'm sure she's drinkin' two

But wondering what for and who

And I'm solo rollin'

I'm one side off the boat

Looking out throwing up

A lifesaver down my throat

Who's jealous who's jealous

Who's jealous who's jealous of who

Who's jealous who's jealous

Who's jealous who's jealous of who

Who's jealous who's jealous

Who's jealous who's jealous of who