Put my Chevy in the ditch, couple grand to get it fixed, bank account runnin' dry, boss

ain't got no overtime, Friday rolls around, gotta get this party to town, got nothin'

to drive but just outside, I hear my ride, gonna ride that donkey donkey, down to the

honky tonky, it's gonna get funky funky, gonna ride that donkey donkey, down to the honky

tonky, it's gonna get funky funky, George Jones in the John Deere tractor, hope my donkey

gets there faster, when I pull up in the pickup truck, jocks break out in laughter, but the

with a mule, I feel the glass tippin' back, they dig the way I ride that ass, and I do,

you would if you could too, they all walk funny when they're done, riding you know who, yeah,

gonna ride that donkey donkey, down to the honky tonky, it's gonna get funky funky,

gonna ride that donkey donkey, down to the honky tonky, it's gonna get funky funky,

honk honk, all the ladies like to ride, all the ladies like to ride, all the ladies like to ride,

the ladies like my D -O -N -K -E -Y

when they say that it's last call, no I don't sweat it y 'all, got a bottle in the saddle,

six pack in the stall, so baby what you say, we giddy up to my place, we hit the barn,

ain't no harm rolling in the hay, gonna ride that donkey donkey, down to the honky tonky,

it's gonna get funky funky, gonna ride that donkey donkey, down to the honky tonky,

it's gonna get funky funky, gonna ride that donkey donkey, down to the honky tonky,

down to the honky tonky, gonna get funky funky, gonna ride that donkey donkey,

down to the honky tonky, it's gonna get funky funky, gonna ride that donkey donkey,

Down to the honky -tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Shhh!

Oww!

Shhh!

Ha ha ha ha ha!