Intro
Verse 1
Take a sip of this, I'm
an itty bitty Cuphead
One sentence in, I've
already made a pun yep
Picking up steam, wonder
why they call me hothead
Struck a deal with the devil,
now I'm rackin' up debt
Yes I made a dumb bet,
no need to get upset
I'm a cup of trouble, have
you seen my mugshot yet?
Step in front of my finger
gun, and you drop dead
Wallop all your bosses,
leave 'em all jobless
They'll never stop me from
runnin' like a faucet
I'm a full cup, don't
you ever try to top it
You can never touch this,
but you can kick the bucket
I'm meant to be drunk from,
but not to be trusted
Heads up, hit the deck, Mugman
You don't really wanna
get your head busted
I'm a dirty dish, who
needs a rough scrubbin'
After doing these devilish
deeds GOD DAMN!
I'll stop this train
even if it's haunted
"Where's my ship?" Sorry just sunk it
Hopping like a frog, duck
and dodge your punches
Won't shed a single tear
when I'm choppin' onions
Spent all your breath
huffin' and puffin'
Just to get dumped on
by a cup for nothin'
Unless all you wanna end up dead
You do not mess with
a Cuphead, 'nuff said
Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said
Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said
Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said
Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said
Hook
You'll never catch me
cryin' over milk I spilled
My head ain't empty, but who
knows with what it's filled?
I took the devilish gamble
Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
And now it's time to foot
the bibbadibibitty bill
Verse 2
Any line that you happen to draw
Is a line I'll be stepping across
Trapped in a world
lacking any natural laws
Have you had your coffee yet?
Cuz I'm off of the walls
My demons need some e orcise
A little caffeine oughtta
get 'em energized
Will we ever get to heaven when we die?
Can't get any worse, we
already bet our lives
Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin out
I'd like to pick a fight
with that prick, Micky Mouse
I'll kick his ass then
I'll knock Walt Disney out
I'll leave 'em with a taste
of to ic in their mouth (No!)
My hand's been dealt,
it's a bad draw though
I'll go all in when the rest all fold
Look's like I'm on the last straw so
Better tell the devil
th that th that's all folks!
Come see what we been brewin'
Something to keep ya movin'
Must be the beat I'm boomin'
Hit me with that funky music
How do we keep on groovin'?
Once could say we been juicin'
Beepin' boopin', looney toonin'
Time for you to face the music
Hook
You'll never catch me
cryin' over milk I spilled
My head ain't empty, but who
knows with what it's filled?
I took the devilish gamble
Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
And now it's time to foot
the bibbadibibitty bill
Bridge
I feel like the holy grail
Just hope I don't go to hell
If so that won't go so well
I've been bad, but no one tell
I'm much more than just cup
Raise a toast and pick me up
Pour one more and drink
it up, but don't choke
Verse 3
Cuz I'm not the kinda cup
you should be chugging from
I'll get the jump on
ya when I run and gun
Working for Lucifer is a ton of fun
"You two, do my bidding" done and done
I'm a jazzy chap who'll
leave you razzle dazzled
After I whoop and wallop
your ass in battle
When I'm stuck up shits
creek without a paddle
Just imagine, the glass is half full
Hook
You'll never catch me
cryin' over milk I spilled
My head ain't empty, but who
knows with what it's filled?
I took the devilish gamble
Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
And now it's time to foot
the bibbadibibitty bill
