Got too drunk at the christmas party

Puked on my dress shit guess I better leave

On the way home I take a detour

I wanna see you I wish never saw

Get the key from under the mat

Try to find the light I stumble around

I swear I heard a noise what sound

Well that's my best friend and you going down

It's christmas once again but

You're f**king one of my friends

Hope her candy c**t tastes better than

My undying love that won weather

Yeah it's christmas once again but

You're f**king one of my friends

Hope her candy c**t tastes better than

My undying love that won't weather

I hate her I hate her

I hate you

This christmas

Everyone's excited about going home

But I'm embarrassed to tell my mum

All the christmas lights and the mistletoe

Are only making me feel more alone

All the skater kids are stoned on the hill

Even the goths are filled with good will

I head to the bar to see old faces

We're in old streets new places

It's christmas once again but

You're f**king one of my friends

Hope her candy c**t tastes better than

My undying love that won weather

Yeah it's christmas once again but

You're f**king one of my friends

Hope her candy c**t tastes better than

My undying love that won't weather

I hate her I hate her

I hate you

This christmas

Well I guess there's other girls you f**ked

Well I guess this means you really suck

Well I hope you feel alone this christmas

You can say goodbye to this 'cause

You know I'm never coming back

It's christmas once again but

You're f**king one of my friends

Hope her candy c**t tastes better than

My undying love that won't weather

Yeah it's christmas once again but

You're f**king one of my friends

Hope her candy c**t tastes better than

My undying love that won't weather

I hate her I hate her

I hate you

This christmas