Don't Touch Me While I'm Sleeping

He picked me up around a quarter to nine

I was a little shocked that he was right on time

He was really well mannered as he opened my door

He seemed like the man I was looking for

He took me to a fancy restaurant

And told me to order anything I want

I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends

And said: "Oh my god he's such a gentleman"

He want to have a good time

Ass I was drinking his wine

And then I started to feel really sleepy

And he had this creepy look in his eyes

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I just wake up and break your neck

It won't be worth the costs you made

Cause this will be the date you never forget

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I just wake up and break your neck

It won't be worth the costs you made

Cause this will be the date you never forget

I woke up in the morning about half past eight

And I couldn't remember what happened to my date

My stomach was boozy and it didn't feel right

I couldn't recall a single thing from last night

My best friend Suzie called me on the phone

And said: "Girl you really had it going on"

If you could imagine the f**king look on my face

When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape

I went straight to his work and shoved his face to the wall

"I hope you had a good time mother f**ker now it's time to say goodbye to your balls"

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I just wake up and break your neck

It won't be worth the costs you made

Cause this will be the date you never forget

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I just wake up and break your neck

It won't be worth the costs you made

Cause this will be the date you never forget

The moral of the story to make myself clear

Is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear

I would think twice before your next date

Cause you'll just end up someone's b***h in cellblock eight

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I just wake up and break your neck

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I just wake up and break your neck 175631,-29)

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I just wake up and break your neck

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I just wake up and break your neck