I was working in my lab late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

My monster from the slab began to arise

When suddenly to my surprise

He did the Mash

He did the Monster Mash

The Monster Mash

It was a graveyard smash

It was a smash

It caught on in a flash

The Monster Mash

He did the Monster Mash

From the hall of gore in the castle east

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

To get a jolt from my electrodes

He did the Mash

He did the Monster Mash

The Monster Mash

It was a graveyard smash

It was a smash

It caught on in a flash

The Monster Mash

He did the Monster Mash

The zombies were having fun

The party had just begun

The guests included Wolf-Man

Dracula and his son

The brain surgeons were all digging the sounds

Of Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds

The poodle stabbers were about to arrive

With their vocal group The Crypt-Kicker Five

He did the Mash

They did the Monster Mash

The Monster Mash

It was a graveyard smash

It was a smash

It caught on in a flash

The Monster Mash

They did the Monster Mash

Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ring

Seems he was troubled by just one thing

Opened the lid and shook his fist

And said "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist "

It's now the mash it's now the monster mash

The monster mash and it's a graveyard smash

It's now the mash it's caught on in a flash

It's now the mash it's now the monster mash

Now everything's cool Drac's a part of the band

And my monster mash is the hit of the land

For you the living this mash was meant too

When you get to my door tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash then you can monster mash

The monster mash and do my graveyard smash

Then you can mash you'll catch on in a flash

Then you can mash then you can monster mash