But we are in a sassy man apocalypse, so you know

The men goin' into they soft girl era

These niggas need to tighten the f*ck up

Raw-ass bitch, he might get salmonella

Red bottoms don't fit, I'm a hood Cinderella

Then he pulled up in a prius, it's a broke man tesla

Makin' me sick, mmm-mmm, influenza

I don't mean to judge off a first impression

Or his part-time job at 7-Eleven

But he a broke-ass peasant, askin' twenty-one questions

Smell the axe on his body, bad b***h repellent

And he got bad credit (ick)

And he got a foot fetish (ick)

When he swiped his card, it rejected (ick)

All the real bitches get it (ick)

DNR, but he tryin' paramedic (ick)

Mmm-mmm, flat-line, just dead it (ick)

There ain't no comin' back when you get it

All the real bitches get it

He gave me the ick, ick, ick

Ick-ick-ick, ick, ick (ew), ick

Ick-ick-ick, ick, ick, ick

Ick-ick-ick, ick, ick (ew), ick

He gave me the- (ew)

Lady boner gone (oh no)

He dry humpin' me and huffin' like a dog (hah, hah)

And he whispered in my ear did I get off? (Nigga, f*ck no)

Then he finished, turned over, and called his mom

Can't make this s**t up, what the fuck?

Had to sanitize everything that he touched on me

Hit it once and he said he in love with me (uh-huh)

Then I gagged when he asked can he nut in me

I ain't havin' your baby, you ugly (dickhead)

Hah, one more twist (uh-huh)

Yeah, your mama a b***h (ah)

And you got a lil' d**k

Said his daddy gave it to him, it ain't something he can fix (pee-wee)

These niggas need to tighten the f*ck up

He breathe

He laugh

He hump fast

(Bleh, I'm disgusted)

Everything he do give me the ick, ick, ick

Ick-ick-ick, ick, ick (ew), ick

Ick-ick-ick, ick, ick, ick

Ick-ick-ick, ick, ick (ew), ick

He gave me the-

Lady boner gone (gone)

Lady boner gone (gone)

Ew

Dickhead, I'm fried off that s**t