Ol' Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When, suddenly, Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu,
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal.
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile,
But before it could make it back to the Batcave,
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
But, he ran out of bullets, and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny.
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime,
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But, Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete,
But, suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
Cause Batman stole it and he shot, and he missed.
Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist,
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in they air,
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Angels sang out...
In immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens...
Descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick...
Which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch...
Of Indiana Jones.
Who fell over on the ground...
Writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back...
Into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through...
His clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head...
In between his thighs.
Then Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie
Robocop, The Terminator,
Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman,
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And then kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
With civilians looking on in total awe.
The fight raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny.
