Break out of this place hmm
Why would anyone wanna break out
The outside world recoils in fear
Thinking if they slip up they'll get locked up in here
You're killing yourself just to make ends meet
While I'm workin' on my tan and kickin' up my feet
You can't beat livin' in prison there's always something to do
And ya know who's paying- everyone but you
Every day I wake up to a nice hot shower
Don't pay the water bill so I'm scrubbin' for hours
Shoot some hoops and lift weights in the yard
Maybe blow off some steam shiv a rookie guard
And there's nothing more exquisite
Than when I get my 14- minute conjugal visit
Come on me the get
There's Jimmy the Pickle and Shithole hank
He makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank
There's Bam- Bam and Tiny and Sparkles McGee
And every single one of us scumbags agree
I don't wanna be free I don't wanna be free
Leave me in luxury leave me in luxury
Why try a prison break
When hard time's totally great
I gotta trash pedigree I got a trash pedigree
But in here I'm bourgeoisie hey ma look at me
I never think about the world beyond
Then I'd recall how I killed my mom
No I don't wanna be
Free not the life of me
No I don't wanna be
Freeeeee
Of these amenities
If I tried to live this good out there
I'd have to be a thousandaire
This is where I wanna grow old
So I'm just prayin'
I don't make parole
'Cuz I don't wanna be free