I'm singing a love song in a Bollywood musical

Singing my thoughts to this Hindu acoustical

I've brought puppets to this Indian art form

To make sure this song will not 'cause a shitstorm

My song's about a lady

She's made of felt and yarn

She is the beauty of the stable

In her puppet barn

I know that we're much different

We're from two separate worlds

She is a puppet cow and not a human girl

I know just what you're thinking

Come on Neil get it straight

Human not puppet love's not something

That these songs embrace

So we walk through the shadows

Her hoof is in my hand

We never join the herd

We've got a different brand

Oh Brahma oh what can I do

Don't want them to sensor us too

I know it's a little taboo

But I just got to make her scream moo

Bollywood Bollywood

Bollywood Bollywood

Newfound love will make it's debut

In Bollywood Bollywood

Bollywood Bollywood

All my bovine dreams will come true

Why is it when I see her

I get all wild and hot

Don't even get me started

On her little puppet slot

They say our love's forbidden

It just can't be allowed

Go head arrange my marriage

But please use this cow

Yo check it

Here in my land where I am sacred

I know that my man is gonna fell your hatred

But if I ain't free to love

Won't ask permission from up above

He's my man and I'm his cow

D**n right I pull his plow

He tastes better than lamb curry

Now close your mouth and let me finish my sturry

He makes my udders hard

Hate to play the sexy card

Don't pretend to be scarred

By me stompin' the yard

Hey what we feel is real

Yeah you know it's good

So watch me give my man

Some Bollywood

Bessie your love's divine

We live in their world

But it's our time

Whenever you tickle my sala

Holy cow it really makes me holla

Bollywood Bollywood

Bollywood Bollywood

Newfound love will make it's debut

Bollywood Bollywood

Bollywood Bollywood

All my bovine dreams will come true

Bollywood Bollywood

Bollywood Bollywood

Newfound love will make it's debut

Bollywood Bollywood

Bollywood Bollywood

All my bovine dreams will come true