Let me tell you a story

About a banana, friend of mine

He's big yellow, black and brown

And he always acts very kind

Here he is on the toilet

Here he is eating a meal

The problem with Mr. Banana

Is he never learned how to feel

Banana wonders what love is

He stands outside alone

Banana wishes he had a heart

But he doesn't even have a bone

While true banana can't cry

Nor can banana wear pants

One thing banana can always do

Is the great banana dance

Banana dance

Banana dance

Banana dance

He can do the banana dance

Banana

Dance

Banana

Dance

Dance

No blood, ice-cold

But banana can dance

Because banana has a soul

Banana has a soul

Banana has a soul

Banana has a soul

Banana has a soul

I'm a banana, I'm a banana

I'm a banana, look at me move

I'm a banana, I'm a banana

I'm a banana, look at me move

Uh-oh, banana time

Uh-oh, banana time

Uh-oh, banana time, stop

Uh-oh, banana time

Uh-oh, banana time

Uh-oh, banana time, look at me move

Banana wonders what love is

He stands outside alone

Banana wishes he had a heart

But he doesn't even have a bone

While true banana can't cry

Nor can banana wear pants

One thing banana can always do

The great banana dance