It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her

That's why I drink all the time

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her

But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine

She wants to tell me where to go

Tell me what to do

Tell me what to eat and how loud I can chew

She even wants to tell me what thoughts I oughta think

It used to drive me crazy till it drove me to drink

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her

That's why I drink all the time

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her

But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine

Well she's such a pretty thing

You'd think she's heaven sent

But she's the quarrelsome kind

She like's an argument

She could scream all day

She can scream all night

I just sit there a smilin' high as a kite

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her

That's why I drink all the time

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her

But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine

This drinking buddy of mine

He married this girl

Now he thinks that she's

The meanest woman in the world

I saw her pretty picture

And I said your poking fun

But then the day I met her

I said pour me one

It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her

That's why I drink all the time

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her

But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine

Now you may look down your nose at me

Think that I'm a sorry old SOB

But the only way I'm giving up my drinking glass

If I can Find a better way to get her off my back

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her

That's why I drink all the time

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her

But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine

BRIDGE

Well the little brown jug up to my lips

Your saving our love with every sip

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her

That's why I drink all the time

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her

But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine

Every time when I get sober

She drives me out of my mind

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her

But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine

Yeah when I'm liquored up I like her just fine

When I'm liquored up I like her just fine