Let me tell you ＇ bout Ahab The Arab

The Sheik of the burning sand

He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off ＇ a him

And a ring on every finger of his hands

He wore a big ol ＇ turban wrapped around his head

And a scimitar by his side

And every evening about midnight

He ＇ d jump on his camel named Clyde and ride

Silently through the night to the sultan ＇ s tent

Where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils

Swingingest grade ＂ A ＂ number one

U S choice dancer in the Sultan ＇ s whole harem

＇ cause heh him and her had a thing going

You know and they ＇ d been carrying on for some time now

Behind the Sultan ＇ s back

And you could hear him talk to his camel

As he rode out across the dunes

His voice would cut through the still night desert air

And he ＇ d say

Which is arabic for

＂ stop Clyde ＂ and Clyde would say

Which is camel for ＂ What the heck did he say anyway ＂

Well

He brought that camel to a screeching halt

At the rear of Fatima ＇ s tent jumped off Clyde

Snuck around the corner and into the tent he went

There he saw Fatima laying on a Zebra skin rug

Wearing rings on her fingers and bells on her toes

And a bone in her nose ho ho

There she was friends lying there in all her radiant beauty

Eating on a raisin grape apricot

Pomegranate bowl of chitterlings two bananas

Three Hershey bars sipping on a ＂ R C ＂ Co-Cola

Listening to her transistor

Watching the Grand Ole Opry on the tube

Reading the Mad magazine while she sung

＂ Does your chewing gum lose it ＇ s flavor ＂

And Ahab walked up to her and he said

Which is arabic for

＂ Let ＇ s twist again like we did last summer baby ＂

You know what I mean Whew

She looked up at him from off the rug

Give him one of the sly looks she said

＂ Crazy baby ＂