When you go outside and you find some ground

That's smooth and flat and holeless

You touch the dirt and hear the earth

Tell you what it needs

You pick a spot and take a pill

That'll help you with your focus

You heard about it on a podcast

And you got your first month free

Now we're diggin' a hole, that's what we're doin'

But is a hole even a thing?

Well, the diggin' of the hole, that ain't nothin'

So I guess a hole really is somethin'

Any a-hole thinks they can dig a hole

But the role, it ain't that easy

The modern life has made us soft

We got hands like a baby's ass

We may lack brawn, and we may lack brains

But we got that YouTube money

And a driver's license and confidence

And a topped-off tank of gas

We're diggin' a hole, that's what we're doin'

But is a hole even a thing?

Well, the diggin' of the hole, that ain't nothin'

So I guess a hole really is somethin'

We're diggin' a hole (we're diggin' a hole), that's what we're doin'

But is a hole (but is a hole) even a thing?

Well, the diggin' of the hole (well, the diggin' of the hole), that ain't nothin'

So I guess a hole (so I guess a hole) really is somethin'