So you've been to school for a year or two

And you know you've seen it all

In daddy's car thinkin' you'll go far

Back east you type don't crawl

Play ethnicky jazz to parade your snazz

On you five grand stereo

Braggin' that you know how the niggers feel the cold

And the slum's got so much soul

It's time to taste what you most fear

Right Guard will not help you here

Brace yourself my dear

It's a holiday in Cambodia

It's tough kid but it's life

It's a holiday in Cambodia

Don't foget to pack a wife

Thank you oh pat oh pat oh pat oh pat

Is a holiday in Cambodia

Where people dress in black

A holiday in Cambodia

Where you'll kiss ass or crack