HEE HA HA

WELL I GET UP

IN THE MOR NIN'

AND I'M FEEL IN' GOOD

'CAUSE UN DER NEATH

THE CO VERS IS

MY MOR NIN' WOOD

MY WIFE WAKES UP

AND LOOKS MY WAY

THE KIDS RUN IN

AND RUIN MY DAY

WELL I WALKED IN

THE BATH ROOM

AND TRIED TO PEE

ALL SLUMPED OV ER

TRYIN' TO

AVOID THE SEAT

I RAISED UP

IT'S STILL THE SAME

SO ON THE WALL

I WROTE MY NAME

YEAH MY WIFE WALKS IN

AND SEES THE MESS

I CAN TELL RIGHT A WAY

SHE'S NOT IM PRESSED

I CLEAN IT ALL UP

AND I START TO CRY

IT WON'T GO DOWN

AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

WELL I GOT TA

GO TO WORK

AND THERE'S STILL

NO CHANGE AND

I'M THIN KIN' BY NOW THAT

SOME THIN'S STRANGE

IT STILL FEELS GOOD

AND IT REAL LY

DON'T HURT

SO ALL I DO IS

UN TUCK MY SHIRT

HAH

HEE HA HA

HONEY

I'M TAKIN'

THE CONVERTIBLE

YEAH HEH