Well it seems to me that

this whole worlds gone crazy

There's too much hate

and killin goin' on

But when I see the bare chest of a woman

My worries and my problems are all gone

No one thinks of fightin',

when they see a topless girl

Baby if you would show yours

to, we could save the world

Show them to me, show them to me

Unclasp your bra and

set those puppies free

They'd look a whole lot better without

that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree

If you got, two fun bags,

Show them to me

I don't care if they don't match

or if ones bigger then the other

You could show me one, and

I'll imagine the other

Even if your really old,

there's nothing wrong

Don't be sad your boobs ain't

bad, there just a little long

Show them to me, show them to me

Lift up your shirt and

let the whole world see

Just disrobe and show your

globes and a happy man I'll be

If you've got, dos chi chi's,

Show them to me

I've met a lot of them,

but never one I hated

Even if you had thirteen kids

and you think they look deflated

There's no such thing as a bad

breast, I believe this much is true

If your a big fat man I'm a titty

fan and I'd love to see yours toooo

Show them to me, show them to me

Just like the girls gone wild on T.V.

Just lean back and show your

rack and I'll be in ecstasy

If you got two casabas

Show them to me

All the world will live in harmony

It'll do ya good, it'll give

me wood, we'll make history

If you love your country, I'm

gonna say it one more time,

I said if you love your country yea

Then stand up and show

them big old boobies to me